I was actually… that was a bit of fantasy. But she did trail me round the gallery, keeping her beedy eyes on me. I looked like trouble. Better than the last gallery guard, I suppose, who dissed all the contemporary artworks and told me that the Goldies downstairs were better.
they don’t call gallery attendants the don’t touch police for nothing
WTF? You weren’t allowed to make notes??? Geez, art fascism! Did she think you were going to scribble on the art works?
I was actually… that was a bit of fantasy. But she did trail me round the gallery, keeping her beedy eyes on me. I looked like trouble. Better than the last gallery guard, I suppose, who dissed all the contemporary artworks and told me that the Goldies downstairs were better.